adventures with orange
so tonight I cut my hair. first I shaved the sides and back and had a sweet undercut going on that looked awesome. then I decided that I’d trim the top a little, this wasn’t the best idea. so now the top is shorter than I wanted it and it’s just sort of a buzz cut untill it grows out.
adventure #2: I poked myself in the eye really hard earlier tonight and scratched the cornea or whatever. went to the clinic and apparently there is nothing to be done about it, just wait for it to heal. it fucking hurts. I have magical eye drops though that I must use really sparingly to last tonight/tomorrow if it doesn’t feel better.
in short, I am a genius.
This is actually all Mark Seanor’s fault. I blame him for hurling dire curse after dire curse on you all the time. I think some were accidentally magical, because we hung out with D.
Conversely, I think you’ve cursed Mark about as hard, so he can probably blame all bad days on you.