January 2010
Treat me like a tennis ball, boy, and hit it.
FUCK SPACE SHIPS
swinge:
davethebrave:
swinge:
davethebrave:
swinge:
davethebrave:
swinge:
We live in paradise. Space is dry and dead. Get your head out of the clouds and love your mother.
When the sun’s mass encompasses where the Earth used to be, prior to going nova, it won’t be paradise. A planet is transient. And hell, maybe so is the universe. But the universe is a fuck of a lot more vast,...
@davethebrave
tysonelder:
davethebrave:
tysonelder:
davethebrave:
elsabette:
davethebrave:
kleptomania:
you are fucking sick
Piles of it? Because regurgitated stomach contents, cooling in the night air on hard concrete is basically the best thing to fuck.
Or did you mean in a different way?
I assume this is referencing the pregnant smokers? Shouldn’t you direct that at the person running that...
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LAST DUMP OF 09
(via vooduude)
Don’t make promises I don’t want you to keep.
davethebrave, do you have AIM?
gnate1:
my email is stereomastadon@gmail.com
Added.
El regalo tarde para mi novia para Navidad es un...
hardenthefuckup:
omgivan:
ivan is the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best
@davethebrave
tysonelder:
davethebrave:
elsabette:
davethebrave:
kleptomania:
you are fucking sick
Piles of it? Because regurgitated stomach contents, cooling in the night air on hard concrete is basically the best thing to fuck.
Or did you mean in a different way?
I assume this is referencing the pregnant smokers? Shouldn’t you direct that at the person running that tumblr, and not poor dave who...
REBLOG IF TONIGHT OR TOMORROW YOU ARE GOING TO...
(via internetcat)
My gay followers are my favorite followers.
gnate1:
End of story. No offense to everyone else.
I’m not gay, I just really really want to stick my fingers in you while you whimper and struggle to get away, and get hard and confused, and just when you jizz, biting your lip through a tear-streaked visage, I punch you in the stomach and scream “FAGGOT!” at you and become visibly disgusted with your semen all over the place...
FUCK SPACE SHIPS
swinge:
davethebrave:
swinge:
davethebrave:
swinge:
We live in paradise. Space is dry and dead. Get your head out of the clouds and love your mother.
When the sun’s mass encompasses where the Earth used to be, prior to going nova, it won’t be paradise. A planet is transient. And hell, maybe so is the universe. But the universe is a fuck of a lot more vast, full of more potential...
FUCK SPACE SHIPS
swinge:
davethebrave:
swinge:
We live in paradise. Space is dry and dead. Get your head out of the clouds and love your mother.
When the sun’s mass encompasses where the Earth used to be, prior to going nova, it won’t be paradise. A planet is transient. And hell, maybe so is the universe. But the universe is a fuck of a lot more vast, full of more potential beauties and wonders, full of...
Mino and I have been domestic partners for 23...
internetcat:
vooduude:
still luv u bb
BEEN SMELLING MICHAELS ASS FOR ABOUT 23 YEARS AND I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER.
I AM SO FUCKIN’ JEALOUS OF BOTH OF YOU RIGHT NOW YOU GUYS
@davethebrave
elsabette:
davethebrave:
kleptomania:
you are fucking sick
Piles of it? Because regurgitated stomach contents, cooling in the night air on hard concrete is basically the best thing to fuck.
Or did you mean in a different way?
I assume this is referencing the pregnant smokers? Shouldn’t you direct that at the person running that tumblr, and not poor dave who is but a slave to his dash?
...
@davethebrave i wanna come over.
(via jolienoire)
And I want you to come over. I bought four ukeleles and a bong. This New Year’s Eve is going to be the stuff dreams are made of. If I was a millionaire (or even a hundred thousandaire) I would totes buy a plane ticket last minute at great expense, and fly you out here to noodle on a uke.
internetcat:
VOODUUDE HAS BEEN MY FAVORITE TUMBLR FOR ABOUT 3 YEARS NOW!!!!!!!!
INTERNETCAT HAS BEEN MY FAVOURITE TUMBLR FOR 30 YEARS NOW!!!!!!!!
@davethebrave
kleptomania:
you are fucking sick
Piles of it? Because regurgitated stomach contents, cooling in the night air on hard concrete is basically the best thing to fuck.
Or did you mean in a different way?
December 2009
Erryday I'm followin'
When the fuck did the number of people I follow jump up to 116?! Jesus fuck. No wonder it takes me years to crawl back through updates.
Satan's Vlog
(via vooduude)
Lars Vlog Crydance’s Anti-Chrust